Of Gordon Ramsay
31.01.09, 5:04 pm

Finally, my moment of fame and glory has come. James and I appeared on Gordon Ramsay's Great British Nightmares last night, for all of two seconds, slap bang in the middle of Chapel Walk during the "Sheffield life scene-setting shots" before they introduced the restaurant they were going to transform. It's about ten minutes into the programme, and we only realised we were there when James's friend texted us last night in the middle of Work Curry Evening. James is carrying a Marks and Spencers carrier bag and I'm waving a Guardian around. We both look totally gormless. God bless you, Channel 4!

N.B. Real entry to follow, hopefully soon. I'm gigging in a pub tomorrow afternoon and am ever so slightly terrified, so have to go practice until my fingers bleed.

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